10 Totally Justifiable Reasons For Murdering Someone This Christmas

  1. Being kept awake FOR 17 STRAIGHT NIGHTS by the INCESSANT flashing of your STUPID OVERLY KEEN next door neighbour’s Christmas lights.
  2. Hearing “Jingle Bells Rock” for the 472nd time.
  3. Seeing the Christmas decorations go up at the local shopping centre. In September.
  4. Getting absolutely none of the presents you wanted. Or asked for. For the fifth year in a row.
  5. Because that “elf” at the shopping centre had to be put down for it’s own overly-psychotically-happy good.

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